Q: What the fuck is wrong with you?
A: Entirely too much!

Q: Can I use your characters for something? Like fan art, or guest strips, or pornography!
A: Knock yourself out, just don't forget to credit me.

    ... wait, what?

Q: I have a webcomic too! Wanna be CROSSOVER BUDDIES?! :3
A: No.

Q: Where can I find more of your work, you sexy beast, you?
A: Direct thine clicking instrument here.

Q: How do you draw the comic?
A: Well, you see... when a man and a tablet PC love each other very much, they... do a special 'dance'...

Q: I am a billionaire philanthropist, and I have a PayPal account.

Q: Hey, will you draw something for me? I'll totally pay you.
A: Sorry, at the moment I'm not taking commissions due to a terminal lack of work ethic. Although this will probably change once I finally run out of money.